ralphing

When someone becomes so excited by something that the energy contained inside the "ralper" manifests itself in the form of an awkward squeel of immense joy. An act illustrating the inability for one to maintain composure, causing a complete break of character, regardless of who may be nearby.

Joseph was watching an oh-so-entertaining episode of Kenan and Kel one evening and during an awkward moment of the show, he became so excited and embarrassed for the comedic duo that he let out a ralph. Nobody looked at him the same again.

Ralphing occurs regularly throughout society.

The two children skateboarding slid down the hill at lightning speeds. They managed to find a way to a complete stop. The thrill was so immense that they both jumped with joy and took turns ralphing.

by OAFUS KABAL October 29, 2008

ralph

A british idiom refering to sex or rape most commonly used in lord of the flies

*ralph punched piggies glasses knocking them of his face and cracking the lense* piggy represents a connection to the outside world because of his incessive need for his aunt and the modern day technology she represents

by THATGUY! September 23, 2005

Ralph

To turn right. Used with Lewy and Dave; Right; Left; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Ralph.

by Biker451 July 9, 2009

ralph

1)Someone who don't and won't hook a brother up. 2)a guy that enjoys the rusty trombone.

1)Help me out dude. Don't be a ralph.

2)You're smiling like a ralph.

by badrat August 3, 2004

ralph

Someone to be looked down upon, shamed, or ridiculed in any manner that is degrading.

Person one: Look at that kid! He be tryin to act all coo' wit his g-unit shirt up in this hizzle!
Person two: What a ralph!

by anonymous February 15, 2004

Ralph

The best word to say when you burp.

If feel a burp comin' on
*RALPH*

by The Guy in the Backseat October 24, 2018

Ralph

Ralph is a little midget who has short-man syndrome. He hates all of those around him and would be the worst teacher. Ralph is impatient and cannot deal with others opinions. Ralph is very unique and is ugly as hell. He has very small baby hands, which he uses to smack his students buttocks. Ralph comes from North American origin. It means vomit, which is quite true according to his personality. His personality makes other people sick and want to vomit, and even dig a hole, bury themselves and DIE.

"what teacher do you have?"
"ralph"...
"wow, best course of action would be to dig a deep hole and bury ones self"

by underlegs October 30, 2020