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Rasputin

The name you give to something or someone who can take an inhuman amount of abuse and punishment and stay alive, if not intact. Comes from the Russian monk/womanizer Rasputin, who reportedly was poisoned, shot, stabbed, had his dick cut off, and finally died by drowning, and even then, it took several hours.
Did you hear about Alex and that fight? He got beat to a pulp, maced, and tazed, and he was still able to get to his feet and square up!
Really? Damn, he's like Rasputin!
by sebacostamr November 19, 2018
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Rasputin special

The Rasputin special is a subway measured to the exact size to the mm of Rasputin’s penis and contains Rasputin’a penis inside.
I’ll have a Rasputin special please.
by Rasputin special March 31, 2021
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rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
by rasputin in wen November 3, 2021
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Rasputin

A massive shit left in the toilet by a rude wild man
Oh man Reeff just overloaded on protein powder and left a Rasputin in the toilet!
by NateDD July 4, 2022
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gotta rasputin

It's like saying "I have to go. Like, right now." Because Rasputin was shot but then got up and ran away, before being killed for real this time.
"You will have homework tonight."
"Nope. Gotta Rasputin."
by Taxreturns December 16, 2016
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Rasputin

When someone grows a full beard and shaves his head. Also known as the "Mad Russian". This look is popular with super villians and the former KGB.
Did you see Johnny? He just shaved his head into a Rasputin. He looks like he's trying to steal national secrets.
by Rasputin's Black Beard August 1, 2010
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Raputation

n. Similar in appearance and definition to reputation, this term is the status of one who raps. A person with a generally high raputation is well known in rapping society and/or good at rapping, while a low raputation means they are not well known and/or they are amateurs at rapping.
"Eminem has such a high raputation! Everyone at school knows about him!"
"That guy over there sucks at rapping. He must have a really low raputation."
by DebbieDoodles August 9, 2013
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