This is a self-described term used by corporate lackeys that spends a lot of time on the road (via automobiles), living in motels and eating in restaurants and diners. Many use this term to glamorize, romanticize and/or rationalize their lonely profession, sometimes to impress lot lizards and other prostitutes that frequent the world of the itinerant traveler.
So that dweeb with a laptop fancies himself a road warrior, eh? Well, a biker gang is just pulling into this truck stop. Watch him skedaddle!
by Poppy McFoppy August 17, 2010
Get the Road Warrior mug.Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.
NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes
Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.
Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive
Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.
Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive
Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
by SG Samus March 2, 2008
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An alcoholic beverage (usually beer or perhaps malt liquor) consumed inside a moving vehicle. This beverage can be consumed by passenger, driver, or both. Road sodas are illegal in most states due to open container laws. Still, they are widely enjoyed as evidenced by all the beer cans littering rural raodsides.
Let's grab a six pack before we leave, there's nowhere to stop on the way and it's a boring trip without any road sodas.
by Paco July 16, 2008
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by AS IF U NEED January 8, 2009
Get the Road Kill Skunk mug.Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.
Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
by Grande John January 16, 2009
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Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
by brownwings March 18, 2011
Get the road cheese mug.When you’re about to leave the house in a vehicle, probably with friends, and an alcoholic beverage is made, “to go” to drink in the car.
Hey man, is it cool if I bring a road soda? Friends, “ hell yeah dude, already made you one. Let’s bounce.
by Msjames44 October 23, 2019
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