ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..

by biblically correct. March 17, 2023

ripe cherry

A nice ass you see on a girl you like

Dam you see Ashley's ass that's a ripe cherry

by Thecatshouse May 17, 2016

Riped-Up

When someone is beyond turnt

Tyler was absolutely riped-up

by Drizzle31 October 6, 2016

Ripe for the fuckin

something or someone that's ready to be fucked

"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"

by Amanda . October 12, 2008

Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.

I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.

by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018

reeling-ripe

Drunk enough to be on the verge of reeling.

The reeling-ripe husband struggled to keep his balance as he exited the bar.

by Shrewsbury October 26, 2011

Ripe pussy

When your girls pussy taste like them pennies

Babe you know I love the taste of your ripe pussy

by Rank dadd September 6, 2019