Reflectaphobia

That awkward moment you look into a mirror for the first time in months and physically seize in fear having forgotten what you looked like.

Person 1: "I jumped I was so scared, I mean I'm not that ugly am I?"
Person 2: "No, that's just the reflectaphobia settling in you silly poopsterbater"

by Ew! January 24, 2015

Reflective

Someone who both likes and has a tendency to get lost in thought.

That Kindergarten student was very reflective playing with blocks, and that was a reason he liked playing with them alone.

by Ereck Flowers March 13, 2015

hug deflectors

when your boobs are soo big they deflect hugs

I've never seen hug deflectors as big as that before!
They truly are some big hug deflectors

by Steffernie January 11, 2009

Casting Churchill's reflection

The act of creating the likeness, in the water of a toilet bowl, of the British Prime Minister (1940-45 and 1951-55) Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), when expelling a brown trout. The role of his face is played by your fat arse, while your dog's egg is a stand in for the cigar protruding from his lips.

"I won't be a minute dear, I'm just off to the bog to cast Churchill's reflection"

by Phil G September 7, 2005

Reflection

Everything you say is a direct reflection of yourself.

Reflection

by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013

Deflector

One who defelcts seniority or accountability onto another to avoid work at all costs

Joel: "Who is the most senior guy here?" (with obvious work to hand out)
Andy: "Vic is." (As he points to Vic)
Vic: "Fuck your face Andy! Do it yourself deflector!"

by flop worker January 2, 2012

pussy-rejector

1. A homosexual.

2. Someone who rejects a fine piece of good pussy.

Dave is sincerely a pussy-rejector.

by Twacklock January 23, 2008