The Quran is the 5th and final holy book recognized in Islam, some of the others are the original bible and the commandments given to Moses. The Quran was relayed Via messenger from Allah (the god muslims pray to) to prophet Mohammed. The Quran contains the ideal lifestyles and livings of a proper muslim, and is also recited from in each of the 5 daily prayers. The Quran also has 30 chapter and a total of 114 stories or Surahs
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Used primarily for women (especially vegetarians and blondes) who are so daft, so ridiculous, so... noobish, that they are deemed to be the "Queen" of all noobs. However, they have no subjects, because they are too noobish to have them.
Used primarily for women (especially vegetarians and blondes) who are so daft, so ridiculous, so... noobish, that they are deemed to be the "Queen" of all noobs. However, they have no subjects, because they are too noobish to have them.
Activities include, but are not limited to:
Dressing up for Where’s Waldo? Day... 5 days early.
Accidentally eating bacon while being vegetarian.
Spelling "whore" as "hoar".
Hearing about a lecture by Ray Rodriguez. Googling him and finding out that he is an expert in nutritional genomics. Going to the lecture. Turning out that it was actually a lecture by ROY Rodriguez... expert on sex.
Thinking that hookah bar is just a “cool” way to spell hooker bar.
Looking out of a window and thinking that it's raining outside when it's just the sprinkler system.
"No, it's not raining outside, QuoN... That's the sprinkler system lolololololol."
*Chanting* "QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN!"
Dressing up for Where’s Waldo? Day... 5 days early.
Accidentally eating bacon while being vegetarian.
Spelling "whore" as "hoar".
Hearing about a lecture by Ray Rodriguez. Googling him and finding out that he is an expert in nutritional genomics. Going to the lecture. Turning out that it was actually a lecture by ROY Rodriguez... expert on sex.
Thinking that hookah bar is just a “cool” way to spell hooker bar.
Looking out of a window and thinking that it's raining outside when it's just the sprinkler system.
"No, it's not raining outside, QuoN... That's the sprinkler system lolololololol."
*Chanting* "QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN!"
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