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bloody queef chunk

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis
I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.
by Buchwheat Bones September 28, 2011
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Cartwheel Queef

The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.
When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.
by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019
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Order of the Queef

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.
I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.
by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016
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Queef

A None Scented fart from ones Vaginal Area
Kim Kardashians Face, Expresses a Queef.
by Einstein Junior April 18, 2015
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queave

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.
Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.
by master of the factory January 8, 2009
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Queef Urban

A female tribute band to Kieth Urban. They are known to play recordings of their queefs in concert.
Queef Urban was named best Queef Artist of 2010 by 99.9% of music critics who give a shit.
by SamDev703 June 17, 2011
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queedlemorth

an albino black midgit with the abililty to smoke or otherwise inhale with his rear end.
fuck that dudes a queedlemorth... RUN!!!
by godzilla February 15, 2004
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