quasimodo

Approaching someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then stuffing the hood part down the neck of the sweatshirt. The end result looks like a hump on the person's back, hence quasimodo.

Oh shit, that kid has a hoodie on! Give him the biggest quasimodo of his life.

by Show Yo Wang April 14, 2006

quasimodo

A photo uploaded to Facebook which is so extra-ordinarily bad/inappropriate/unfortunate/embarrassing that you are left with no choice but to de-tag yourself.

Steven: "Maria, where were you last night?"

Maria: "Just out with some friends, how come?"

Steven: "You might want to check your Facebook, there are a couple of quasimodos up there."

Maria: "Aw shit, now I'll have to de-tag, and I hate people who de-tag."

by stevied! August 1, 2012

Quasimodo

A really ugly and lonely person who 3rd wheels but people like only because of pitty.

Alexandria is cool but she is quasimodo

by 123456truth December 15, 2015

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Qasmesecryptakcoaptasathyroedfretparedefmatomomethionluiotaselarginyretawmaton is a word that means: very scientific and impressive.

That is very qasmesecryptakcoaptasathyroedfretparedefmatomomethionluiotaselarginyretawmaton, charlie! That is phenomenal!

by Doodoo2011 October 1, 2021

Qaim

A beautifull eye grabbing person who is the best friend you could ever get, girls always have a secret crush on him , he is always respectfull to others and knows how to deal with danger.He is a strong guy but always tries to not be invovled in fights and quarrels,He surely is a respecfull human being who is found cute by almost everyone, he tries to hide his personal life,He is good at studies and can overcome any problems.

we should be like Qaim

by jhonny etrs November 22, 2021

Quasimoto

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.

Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.

by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimodo

To tie a bitch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said bitch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.

Ex: Adrienne kept sassing me so I quasimodoed that bitch.

by Stud Club July 4, 2008