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Olympic Pooping

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!
by bumarse October 25, 2009
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pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off
1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003
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pedal pumping

A phrase coined Michelle "Bombshell" McGee (mistress of Sandra Bullock's husband) and spread by news media, referring to the purported sexual arousal due to images of women's feet in high heels pumping gas pedals in large trucks. Whether this is the actual intended meaning or some sort of double entendre for a sex act involving feet is debateable.
My feet are perfect and I still get a lot of foot fetish requests like pedal pumping.
by AnonymousBoschToo March 26, 2010
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Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
by CarsBow September 12, 2009
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Fist Pumping Good

When something is so totally good that its awesomeness can only be expressed by clenching one's fingers, turning their wrist to face the body, and dropping the elbow and shoulder in a manner that exudes awesome.

Sometimes when performing said fist pump, you should alert others to the awesome you're about to hit them with.
Guy A: Yo, did you see that girl, she's smokin... Dayumn.
Guy B: She's (*pumps fist*) FIST PUMPING GOOD, HELL YEAH!

*note how B had to alert A of the fist pumping goodness*
by David Fier August 8, 2006
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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Pumping The Faucet

A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...

-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"

-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"

-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"

-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"

-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
by xLOGICx July 14, 2007
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