Anal Prolapse Day

On April 29th your anus shall prolapse

Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.

by Trol Ler April 28, 2021

Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

procass

noun.
1. a person who procastinates to a great extent yet still manages to do better on their problem sets and exams than anyone else in the class.

2. someone who procastinates and is an ass about it.

guy 1: i got a 95% on that exam and i only studied for five minutes before the test!
guy 2: fuck you man, i spent all week preparing for that test.
guy 1: maybe you should try being smarter, or at least less dumb.
guy 2: god you're such a procass.

by truffer hoffer December 28, 2005

proxapathy

The indifference that prevents you from visiting a place of interest even though, or because, you live nearby. A sufferer is proxapathetic.

I live in London and, although my cousins from Canada have visited The Tower of London, proxapathy prevents me from doing so.

by Andrew Lugton September 12, 2008

prohapsibly

Probably perhaps possibly.

Girlfriend: will you come to the ball with me, loverkins?
Boyfriend: prohapsibly, my dear.

by Malum malum November 19, 2010

Pocket Prolapse

Condition caused when pulling a cell phone wrapped in a silicone type of cover/sleeve, and it causes your front pants pocket liner to turn inside out exposing itself.

When he pulled his cell phone out of his front pants pocket, the pocket liner experienced a pocket prolapse and had to be pushed back in.

by Sellin2Buy July 13, 2010