Champagne Problem

A trivial, middle-class grievance.

Gloria: "Jay bought this bicycle for me but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees"
Jay: "Champagne problems, eh?"

by Budr June 12, 2011

First World problems

First world problems-When you already have a substantial amount of what you Need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you Want.

"My daddy bought me a car today !!!! . It's not the Mercedes I really wanted but at least it's something :-//// " #first world problems

by Sweetesthoney49 May 12, 2014

problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.

Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.

by Blowfish August 17, 2005

white girl problems

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.

"I got so sunburned in the Hampton s the other day."

-white girl problems

"I just don't know which dress to wear to the mixer tonight!"
-white girl problems

"Paris would have been fun if my dog hadn't peed all over Dior."
-white girl problems

by Z bubble August 28, 2010

problem solvered

Nineties catch phrase used within Australia. Originates from an ad campaign by the Solver Paints chain store.

Need paint? Problem solvered!

by _Steve April 12, 2008

Problematic

A word used by young progressives when they don't like certain facts, but have no counter argument.

Someone: You know, only 3% of Latinos use Latinx, and many find Latinx offensive.

Progressive: What you just said is so problematic. how can you be so racist, sexist and transphobic?

by 1325386 January 15, 2022