Primo Shock

When you land primo on a skateboard.

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...

by Reptilian December 4, 2009

primo shit

Primo shit is something u smoke.. weed, pot or anything else like that.

The guy sititng next to me on the plane had a lot of primo shit in his suite case.

by Jenna333 August 8, 2006

pleb el primo

/el-prEEmo/

A pleb in the ordinary sense, but specifically, one who is superlatively pleb-like.

You don’t put cat litter trays in the dishwasher you pleb el primo!

by Kendal Boy March 9, 2008

Dirty Primo-Mau

when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.

Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.

by monkeydicksuckerlikingit October 4, 2008

primo net worth

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.

wow my son has an primo net worth!

by con"eriba February 25, 2022

Primo slate

Primo slate

Primo slate, Is a term that refers to methamphetamine product of all kinds primarily of the best kind

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Primo

Primo a person who's awesome and will be successful someday

Bro are you primo by any chance

by Dis person likes pie March 10, 2022