Word you can call an unborn baby that you just know is gonna mad retarded. Could be due to genetic illness or crazy moms. This word can also be used as an insult to signify an extreme level of retardedness.
: Did you seriously see Mary at the bar last night? I thought she was 7 months pregnant??
: Yeah, man, she was pounding shots too, shawdy definitely got a lil pretard growing in there.
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Yo Jack you're a fucking pretard
: Yeah, man, she was pounding shots too, shawdy definitely got a lil pretard growing in there.
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Yo Jack you're a fucking pretard
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Get the PreTard mug.A Pretard is someone who thinks that every pre 2020 lil uzi vert song is insane and he will never reach that level again. Pretards hate on anything new and compare any existing producer that Uzi works with to their lord and savior oogie mane.
*non pretard* Hey bro you fw that new Chanel boy song?
*pretard* nah bro fuck that im bumping uzi bugz ronin own wave rn
*pretard* nah bro fuck that im bumping uzi bugz ronin own wave rn
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Short for preemptive return. To return a gift before it ever becomes a gift, either because you intercepted a present you strictly didn't want, or because you realized your “thoughtful” purchase is actually a crime against taste. A preemptive save that protects time, money, and relationships.
Can happen in two ways:
The Giver’s Panic: Returning something you planned to give once you realize they’ll hate it.
The Receiver’s Veto: Making the gift-giver return it after you discover the plan (usually by snooping, being tipped off, or having eyes).
Short for preemptive return. To return a gift before it ever becomes a gift, either because you intercepted a present you strictly didn't want, or because you realized your “thoughtful” purchase is actually a crime against taste. A preemptive save that protects time, money, and relationships.
Can happen in two ways:
The Giver’s Panic: Returning something you planned to give once you realize they’ll hate it.
The Receiver’s Veto: Making the gift-giver return it after you discover the plan (usually by snooping, being tipped off, or having eyes).
Person A: "I saw the receipt for a vacuum cleaner on the counter. Is that my anniversary gift?"
Person B: "Uhh... maybe?"
Person A: "You have one hour to preturn that and come back with jewelry, or you’re sleeping in the yard."
Person A: "Dude, you bought her a $5 key chain? You know she’s expecting a ring, right?"
Person B: "I know, I panicked. I’m gonna preturn it right now and just fake my own death. It’s cheaper."
“My mom told me she got me another ‘Live Laugh Love’ sign. I said, ‘Respectfully, please preturn that immediately.’”
Person B: "Uhh... maybe?"
Person A: "You have one hour to preturn that and come back with jewelry, or you’re sleeping in the yard."
Person A: "Dude, you bought her a $5 key chain? You know she’s expecting a ring, right?"
Person B: "I know, I panicked. I’m gonna preturn it right now and just fake my own death. It’s cheaper."
“My mom told me she got me another ‘Live Laugh Love’ sign. I said, ‘Respectfully, please preturn that immediately.’”
by EVERYONE DESIGNS December 20, 2025
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