the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016

Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

Pretend as though

Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.

Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though

by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010

pretend boss

someone who thinks they run stuff but they really don't run anything . they like to act like they rule but they don't. they're usually smart but not in the good way .

That man chris is always being a pretend boss , when he doesn't run anything

by tammy eggert March 6, 2017

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

by ohthree11 June 1, 2010

playin' pretend daddy

when a man is shacked up with a woman who has kids and had no intention of ever being a real father figure to those children

"He is at her house playin' pretend daddy. Really all he is doin is tryin to get a piece!"

by Julie Garcia October 1, 2007