Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018

Preparating

Preparating means preparing to procrastinate and getting mentally ready to put something off until the last minute.

Last week instead of studying for my test, I began preparating. My test is tomorrow at noon, and I think I’ll study in the morning...

by Banananananananananananana1 February 15, 2021

preparing for a railing

That feeling after you've done something really stupid or badly fucked something up where you are bracing for the well-deserved, unpleasant and unavoidable consequences of your actions that are about to hit you.

i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.

Sam just found out that the boss knows he's the one who left the keys in the work truck that got stolen last night, and that the boss wants him in his office as soon as he gets back to the yard, he's preparing for a railing.

by theSpoonyBard October 16, 2025

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019

Preparate

The acting of preparation

See also - prepare, preparing

“I need to preparate for this trip”

by ParisianPrincess April 1, 2022

Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.

Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.

by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 2, 2020