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plating the lamb

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.
I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.
by SweetGirl17 June 26, 2009
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Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!
Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!
by Andy the Great May 25, 2007
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pratting around

being foolish or extreemly stupid
by crystalkittykatt January 19, 2008
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Pee Plating

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain
When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating
by Key Wester February 19, 2010
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praying mantis style

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.
Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.
by 26110 September 6, 2012
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Praying

A word used when Christian people on Facebook want to virtue signal to other Christian people on Facebook and is usually employed during a health, marriage or financial crisis. People don't actually engage in the activity the word implies. Sometimes used as a technique to spread online gossip disguised as a prayer request. It's the Christian version of wishing someone good luck.
Poster 1:. " My Uncle just lost his job and his truck was stolen! He needs a miracle. Also his wife left him.'

Poster 2: ""Praying!"

Poster 1: "My sister's friend found out her husband is dressing in her clothes. Let's give the devil a black eye by praying for his salvation and deliverance from perversion. He works at the pharmacy ."

Poster 2: "Praying!"

Poster 3: "Praying"

Poster 4: "Praying"

Poster 5:. "Which pharmacy?"
by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021
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