Read Possession

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.

Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"

by killer bee October 25, 2012

Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Bossy Posse

A group of strong, independent, professional woman that form a fiercely loyal bond. They support each other, build up each other. They make time to celebrate their friendship and plan outings and annual vacations. Their bond is unbreakable.

The Bossy Posse is planning their annual vacation together.

by Bossy Posse February 19, 2020

Five Finger Posse

Five Finger Posse is a Philedelphia collective started in 2015 consisting of Yung Mojo, Morgue!, Alvin Abyss, Sub9K, and the group’s creator, 5G. Each members individual talents and those of Working On Dying come together on their tapes to create hellish and crushing soundscapes that match the tone of each rappers’ verses and vocal delivery.

Did you heard bout Five Finger Posse? They from Philly rite?

by nevaswitch March 21, 2019

Insane Clown Posse

A "gang" of hip-hop artists who rap about the hardships of life in the middle-class suburbs. They often rap about committing violent acts, though we all know if actual gangsters rolled up on them they wouldn't know what the fuck to do.

Known for songs such as: "In My Room" and "My Axe"

Jeff: Insane Clown Posse broenem whatchu finna do
Crip: Shut yo bitchass up wigger ill send yo ass to heaven lil bitch
Jeff: *runs*

by ezra24 September 3, 2023

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.

1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.

by Dorothy-cute April 1, 2011

possiblie

An intentional misspelling and mispronunciation that illustrates the hubris of ever claiming that nothing could possibly go wrong. From the episode of The Simpsons where Itchy and Scratchy Land is described as the place "...where nothing could possiblie go wrong. Oh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong." Itchy and Scratchy Land is a takeoff of Jurassic Park, which itself is hubris in theme-park form. Possiblie is used when it is obvious that something probably will go wrong.

I don't need to read the instructions. What could possiblie go wrong?

by David K. June 13, 2004