An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.
by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010
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The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
by bisque October 26, 2010
Get the pray to the porcelain god mug.a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.
"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
by greyfrust September 21, 2009
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We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
Get the Sloppy Slime Pouch mug.The person who excelles at academics,athletics,social life, as well as stealing his friend’s girls. Pouchain is very handsome, and tends to be very buff.Not everyone likes him, but it does not bother him. Usually he spends his time either in the library or the nightclub.
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Get the salami pouch mug.Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.
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