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Putinistic

noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.

Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him

Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes

Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it
by JoaC89 February 25, 2022
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Possimistic

Excrusiatingly positively optomisticly Happy. To the point that you are painful to those around you.
A Possimistic Person View: OMG it's going to be so cool tomorrow when we leave its gonna be the bestest day no matter what happens or anybody says..............
by Smile:D:P October 4, 2009
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Possimistic

A made-up word combining "positive" and "optimistic" invented by Big Brother Australia 2008 contestant Travis Gilyana
I'm very possimistic about winning Big Brother!
by the_one_ August 9, 2008
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Posimistic

When someone is so positive and optimistic about life it becomes overbearing.
"Sally is always on and on about daily life affirmations, smiling at strangers, even smiling when a bird shits on you , its just so posimistic it's driving me insane!!"
by Poppingcandy December 24, 2016
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poptimistic

Cheerfully confident dat a saucepan of "'splodin' cereal" will satisfactorily "do its thing".
One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.
by QuacksO November 20, 2023
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potimist

Someone who hasn't lost his optimism by smoking a lot of pot.
Hey, Mike, what's up - you potimist?
by Jimmy Corrigan June 11, 2006
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Optimistica

another word for any type of weed you smoke and immediately just know it's gonna be dank.
*takes drag* ... "HOLY SHIT OH HELL YEAH THIS IS ... IS... OPTIMISTICA!"
by stoned247 May 18, 2010
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