Post nut paralysis (PNP)

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.

Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test

by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019

post a nut

To engage in sexual intercourse.

My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.

by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006

Post Nut Nap (PNN)

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping

"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022

Post-nut regret

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.

I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.

by HahaNut27 May 1, 2019

Post nut clarity

When a nigga only likes u for your coochie and not u

I didn’t really like her it was just post nut clarity.

by MusaLeak2022 December 7, 2022

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017