armored possum

A new and improved possum. Also known as an armadillo.

Damn, when I ran over that armored possum it cut my tire.

by Stephanie Herren January 21, 2008

Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night

Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

or

Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

by Dashboard Light August 21, 2012

Playing Possum

Playing Possum or To Play Possum is to pretend as if you are asleep or dead.

"When ever my parents come to my room to check on me late at night I'm usually playing possum."

by MiniMillyMonster March 5, 2015

Possum Flu

A close relative of swine flu, except that the person is not really sick, just "playing possum" to stay home.

CDC estimates that over 1/3 of swine flu cases are really possum flu.

by MD 4real October 21, 2009

possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 27, 2011

awesome possum cherry blossom

Something that is really really awesome. A word to use when you don't just want to use awesome, but you don't want to use any other word.

"Dude, that pie was awesome possum cherry blossom!!"

by acetaminophen May 9, 2012

possum party

when a group of people climb into a tree and each finish a six pack of beer before they climb down.

Me and the bros fell out of an oak while at a possum party.

by B. Ruckulous August 15, 2011