a variation of the boston crag where the male partner removes his penis prior to orgasim and removes his penis and drips his ejaculate into the open mouth of his partner (baby bird)
by seeper27 December 20, 2009
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by Pablo Escobar January 11, 2004
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The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.
by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017
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Get the Postureo mug.gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.
man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.
by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010
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