popeye jones

popeye jones is the one guy that tries to steal your pizza on a late night pizza run.

Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!

by juanmart12 October 9, 2013

one eye popeye

After smoking marijuana out of a pipe, the act of holding the carb and exhaling air through the pipe as to blow the ash from the bowl.

hey phil, go ahead and one eye popeye that bowl out the window.. biatch.

by smdizzle May 17, 2007

popeye blanket

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.

"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"

by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009

popeye’s chicken

Pussy that makes your eyes pop out.

Man, she sure has some great popeye’s chicken!

by Madmech January 1, 2018

Popery

Say "pope - ery"
A word to describe something made for a task that does everything BUT that task, or something that is annoying or useless

"This wrench is popery"
"This assignment is just popery"

by Popery101 February 2, 2022

Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009

Drunkin Popeye

When a man penatrates a woman so hard and so fast in sexual intercourse that she cant help herself to sound like Popeye the Sailor, "ah ga ga ga ga ga"

Dude! I made megan the drunkin popeye last night, she loves it hard and fast!

by Malibu Mayberry May 24, 2011