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Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
by CarsBow September 12, 2009
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sky pooping

When one sits on top of the bathroom stall and takes a dump. If it lands in the toilet that's ten points and if you miss you have to clean it up with your mouth. As seen in LAB Productions film "Sky Pooping"
Did you see Brandon Isley sky pooping in LAB's new movie?
by Jmanatlabproductions September 24, 2013
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pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.
We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.
by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010
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Pouring Tea

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.
Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.
by Clara Fication June 9, 2016
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Card Pooling

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.
by Adgo September 6, 2009
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Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
by rickabone May 24, 2017
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