roominate

v. Thinking quietly in your operating room about the evil you have done, or the havoc your ill-conceived actions have caused.

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No!!!!!! I asked for the atraumatic clamp! Now I’ll have to do a major bowel resection while you roominate.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

poomate

When you’re in a public restroom and there are multiple stalls. The Poomate(s) occupies the stall your left or right whilst you poo together.

Oh my god Kayluh! My poomate tried to talk to me while I was dropping a duece. She would say things mid push like “How is youR DAAAaaaay going so far?

by Doofus mcgee March 4, 2024

The poopinator

A grand device to aid in pooping; often seen wielded by a madman.

Guy 1: ZAMN, that's a mighty the poopinator you got there!
Guy 2: Fudge you! *kills guy 1 with The poopinator*

by olkore February 22, 2022