Ski Poling

When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.

Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.

by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003

pooing

the act of taking a poop

"Quintin hurry up and get out of the bathroom!"

"Hold on Ash. I'm pooing!"

by lil fuzzy June 1, 2009

pwning

To own someone to such an extent that neither an O or a 0 can express it. Started off as a typo by moron skript kiddies.

i'm going to pwn j00.
you got pwnz0rd!

by benjaminfox July 11, 2004

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

by Patrick January 10, 2004