Pwnz0rd

1. The act of pwning
2. The past tense of pwn

1. I JUST GOT PWNZ0RD!

2. I pwnz0rd n00bz 4 lyf3.

by sk33lz June 2, 2007

pwnzord

1) Similar to pwn, it is to own, one through a video game, or a competetive game.

Hey, Ethan, you just got Pwnzord!

by Nick Phalapalapajack G July 8, 2005

pwnz0r

One who pwns... owner->ownzor->pwnzor->pwnz0r

i r teh l33t pwnz0r!

by Goast February 23, 2003

i r t3h pwnz0r

A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.

n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111

Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!

by BeerChuggin'German June 21, 2010

Pwnzordorizatinagatate

The ultimate in pwning. Finishes off the set of owning one is capable of: own, pwn, pwnage, pwnzord, pwnzordorizatinagatate. Can only be used in the most extreme instances of someone getting pwned. Misuse of the word could, in turn, classify you as a noob and or even a cheeseman. The word is only to be used by those who are treated as royalty in the fields of gaming, or even life. Can add a -d for past tense, or an -s to define ones skill. (ex. 1. "You got pwnzordorizatinagatated!" 2. "Man, Paris pwnzordorizatinagatates like it's his job, eh?"

#1

Paris: 1 v 1? I don't know about this...
Eric: Oh yeah... Want some? Get some!!
Eric: Wait, what the hell?!? Nooooo!! *owned!*
Eric: No, again?!! *pwned!*
Eric: Christ! Three times?!! *pwnage!!*
Eric: Holy roffle copter!!! *!PWNZORD!*
Eric: Not funny... *PWNZORDORIZATINAGATATED!!!!!!!*
Paris: 1 v 1 not so easy, huh buddy?
Eric: :'(
Paris: Cry more noob.

#2

Being hit by a car while getting struck by lighting as a bird deficates on your head and your voice cracking as you go to scream for help is perfect grounds for someone to look at you and say, "pwnzordorizatinagatated!!".

by Paris (Cho) July 14, 2006

I R TEH PWnZ0R

1. A person who has "pwned" someone or something in a online game

2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)

1. victim-OMFG HAX HE R KILLD MAH LEVEL 1000!!!

pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R

2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?

by Undeadgophers February 20, 2010

pwnz0rized

1. The past-tense of pwnz0ring someone of less calibur than yourself. Usually followed by noob.

"OMFG I jus pwnz0rized yo ass noob lolololol111!!!!"

by Insanity Gundam Zero February 11, 2005