Poncho

A cool ass Hispanic friend , always looking out for you . aka The Ponch.

Yo Poncho I need a ride . I got you fam, an then will go get beers after .

Say Ponch what you doing tonight? Picking up some hoes with you bruh , be there in 5.

by KiddP December 20, 2016

poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

food ponce

An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.

Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.

Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"

Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?

Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."

Adam: "You fucking food ponce."

by Brundig December 5, 2013

Rusty Poncho

What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.

Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.

by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022

ponce loop

A particular method of securing a scarf around a man's neck. chiefly employed by a members of society familiar with polo and crumpets.

delightful ponce loop old chum...

by RShar April 27, 2008

Poncho Patata

A way of living that simply means being a lazy couch Potato.

Poncho Patata all day!

by Leader of Poncho Patatas January 3, 2011