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polly pocket

a short, little, skinny bitch (usually white) with no boobs and no ass that guys like anyway for god knows what reason... probably because they think shes cute like that stupid toy all little girls used to play with
by .git.it.whit. May 6, 2006
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Pollacked

The act of splattering semen on a girl's face in the proper style of Jackson Pollack.
I totally pollacked her face, man.
by Norman Rockwell August 22, 2007
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polly

(verb) To repeat what someone else says verbatim, as if one were a parrot. Coined from the common pirate name of parrots, Polly
Dude, I'm just pollying what Andrew said. Don't shoot the messenger!
by lolmaster777 October 4, 2010
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Urban Polly Pocket

A mystical creature who belongs to the streets but often graces the lucky few with her presence and company. Capable of dancing like a stripper and being the life of the party, this creature is loud and can paralyze you with her siren scream (voice). They are often small framed and resemble the figures from the old toy series, which could never actually fit in once pocket.
That little girl dancing like an urban polly pocket, is fire.
by Flip281 August 14, 2018
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Mr Pillay

The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a suit with a navy blue tie as a with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers". This may explain why the composition of "Mr Pillay" are sugar-2%, skimmed milk powder-3.8%, cocoa butter-39.7%, glucose syrup-18.2%, barley malt extract-12.7% , cocoa mass-31%, palm fat-3.1%, lactose-2.7%, wheat flour-3.1%, emulsifiers (E442, soya lecithin, E492) total 4.9%, palm oil- 4.6%, raising agents (E500, E501, E341) total -4.9%, salt-18%, gelling agent (pectin)-12%, flavouring.

Although chocolate in composition the entity "Mr Pillay" spreads as a cognito-hazard to organisms in his vicinity displaying abilities to disrupt then manipulate any affected victims to the entity's desires to infect and effectively control all under his thumb. The behaviour of "Mr Pillay" includes patrolling areas at precisely noon and early 10 EST and routine monitoring of unfortunate victims involved in his organisation. Underestimation of "Mr Pillay" is fatal as the entity can emit at any time a force of 100 Megatons worth of TNT or one TSAR BOMBA thermonuclear weapon without warning, often creating craters kilometres in diameter.

Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"MMM, A very tasty Mr Pillay" Caleb
by State Rank 1 Mathematics HSC September 25, 2022
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Human Rolly-Polly

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.
That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
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poya, polla

spanish for dick. Also is a kind of bird.... but not in this context
meme la polla. Eat (suck) my dick
by Picrico August 9, 2004
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