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Pause Theory

The field of study intended to examine when to apply the word “pause”. The use of the word pause is the social phenomenon where statements that are interpreted to be homosexually suggestive, are swiftly interrupted with “pause”. This is said to maintain order and hold all responsible parties accountable. Another term used in lieu of “pause” can be “ayooo” (also spelled ayeooo).
Person A: Im getting Tired

Person B: Pause !

Person A: You used pause wrong, learn about pause theory
by BowBowBowAyeAyeAye October 3, 2022
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Pause

Similar to "no homo". An expression used after saying a statement that sounds gay.
I'm taking it all in....Pause
by cherri_blossum November 14, 2011
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Pauser

Has two definitions,

1) Meaning "One who Pauses"
2)The opposite of a Player-A man who doesn't manipulate or trick people. He also has long-lasting and meaningful relationships with women.
1)

Person 1: I gotta pee.
*presses pause button on remote*
Person 2: YOU PAUSER.

2)

Male: Hello, I do not manipulate or trick people & I also take pride in having long lasting relationships with woman.
Female: Nahh. You're such a Pauser. I want a man who disrespects me and takes me for granted.
Male: ):
by Laurroar January 10, 2011
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Playsectomy

When a young man, 18-20, wisely decides to invest in having a vasectomy. The sheer volume of serious game to be played over the next decade calls for zero chances of unwanted pregnancy and uninhibited slay with his tool. The playsectomy can be reversed when the man is ready to settle down and spread his good seed wisely.
Did you hear Tito just had a playsectomy?

Ah man, to be young again. That kid is gonna put that knot to work.
by musinon July 2, 2019
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plasexual

someone who is attracted sexually to plastic objects, and shares a special intimacy with particular plastic objects.
(kylie jenner is acceptable)
nasha: guys i might be plasexual

afif: wait whats that?
risyht: its him finding plastic objects hot or sum

asaj: ohh. congrats on coming out
helas: yea dude we’re proud of you

nasha: thanks guys, means alot.
afif: so wait can u have a relationship w them?
risyht: he can

asaj: but you dont?
helsah: yeah he’s just attracted to the at the moment.
afif: that’s pretty dope wtf. again, congrats.
by silvasoundslikesaliva October 20, 2021
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wild pause

Friend 1: Can we try something new later?
Friend 2: Ayo! Wild pause.
by clubpenguinwaslit December 11, 2018
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Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.
Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.
by dustysgirl December 30, 2014
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