Platinum status

The highest degree of hotness a man can achieve. When describing the obtainablility of said man platinum means not easy accessible. Four levels: Platinum, Gold, Silver and bronze

Mike is so hot he's platinum status! I wish I could sleep with him at the next party!

by Christina the durnkard December 2, 2007

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Platinum

To completely finish something, e.g. a video game.

Jimmy: "Ricky platinumed Ghost of Tsushima."
Edward: "Wait really?"

by Psssuuuuu August 7, 2020

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The Stand of Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's bizarre adventures. Like his user, he's an angry looking guy too. Can catch bullets, shoot bullets with its fingers and bring video games and drinks to please Jotaro while in prison. Also can stop time and beat up people while shouting ORA ORA ORA ORA...

Jotaro Kujo: The one who'll be the judge is my stand ! Star Platinum !
Kakyoin: Nante Powah no Stando da...(What a powerful stand )

by BinaryGandalf June 2, 2019

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The Platinum Solution

Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.

Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"

by PositiveZero April 14, 2008

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