A term stemming from a CU Boulder student's frustration with unpunished party fowls.
Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.
Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment
Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.
Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment
A freshman walks into your party asks for a shot of Takaa Liquor (vodka or gin) and fails to take the entire shot:
"Ohhhh, you bitch! Penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can't even finish a single shot! Someone get me a Keystone Light right now! Ok, take a knee you cocksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption"
"Ohhhh, you bitch! Penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can't even finish a single shot! Someone get me a Keystone Light right now! Ok, take a knee you cocksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption"
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An "eye for an eye" method of criminal punishment in which the criminal is put to death prematurely. There are many different ways of carrying out the death penalty. The earliest were gas chambers, after that they were replaced by firing squads and the electric chair, and today the lethal injection is the most common one.
by Party Pooper May 9, 2005
Get the death penalty mug.Is a well known Italian name for a female. It is the short form for Josephine or Peppina. It is a unique name brought to North America by Italian immigrants.
Means someone who loves books, loves nature and is a fierce defender to all animals. Is a loyal life long friend. Is an uplifting impromptu councellor. Is strong where others are weak. Seeks justice not the center stage. Is wonderful, profound and does not easily reveal herself to others.
Has faith in herself and belief in others. Has a strong mind and unbreakable will. Does not suffer fools lightly. Loves family, especially children. Outlasts all in determination and ability.
Rises out of the ashes to reinventive herself, and never gives up. Strong, determined and deeply devoted.
Means someone who loves books, loves nature and is a fierce defender to all animals. Is a loyal life long friend. Is an uplifting impromptu councellor. Is strong where others are weak. Seeks justice not the center stage. Is wonderful, profound and does not easily reveal herself to others.
Has faith in herself and belief in others. Has a strong mind and unbreakable will. Does not suffer fools lightly. Loves family, especially children. Outlasts all in determination and ability.
Rises out of the ashes to reinventive herself, and never gives up. Strong, determined and deeply devoted.
by Italian Femmina November 11, 2010
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"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."
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Max and Luke decided that the only way to properly end their boys' night out was with an intimate bout of painal.
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(You thought it meant something else, didn't you!) ;)
(You thought it meant something else, didn't you!) ;)
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