Pikey's Jigsaw

A discarded, cut-up credit card

As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.

by CurtoGB April 7, 2010

Pilly pie

When giving one a blow job, you proceed to bite his penis off, and then point it outwards, you then continue to ram his own penis into his own ass until you fulfill his sexual satisfaction.

Person #1: yo how about I give you a pilly pie in the truck stop bathroom
Person #2: sounds good, son

by Ex64 January 24, 2018

pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.

We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!

by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022

Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

by E-Z-T May 13, 2010

Majestic Piledriver

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.

"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".

by Some really white kid June 20, 2011

Pulsating pile driver

An angry man tool also known as a penis.

He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Texan Piledriver

The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.

"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"

by Dnutzzz November 5, 2009