Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018

T Posing

Gay

Gary: * T Posing *

Maria: Dude ur so gay

by MeemRevieev September 24, 2018

poop posing

The act of a male defecating inside a female's anus in order to display dominance over said female.

John: How was it with Jessica last night?
Chad: Dude, she was begging me to be poop posing in her.

by poop poser November 23, 2019

Power phoning

Someone making a loud condescending phone call in public, especially as a way to show off.

Power phoning I wonder if there is someone on the other end putting up with being power phoned, because if someone tried to say that to me I'd tell them to try and say that to me in person, and then hang up.

by Music_Is_Forever July 2, 2022

Neo-posing

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.

Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.

by Connor Barth June 26, 2020