Sham WH Press Secretary

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”

“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Press X to doubt

A way to express doubt towards another person.

"Trust me dude, I didn't eat the last brownie! I swear!!"

"Press X to doubt"

by Stinkiest Birb March 8, 2019

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinean penalty merchant fraud known to be carried by the FIFA President during World Cup 2022, he got 6 penalties in the World Cup and still managed to fail one

Pionel Pessi an Argentinean fraud

by kentryag December 19, 2022

Pess

Another friendly/beasty way of saying piss off.
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!

Why dont you just pess out of my house!

by L.J.R.M January 24, 2009

Pessidogs

A bunch of Pessi fans on twitter mostly who in their lives

1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '

4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension

Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞

Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. 😔😔

by Fuck UTDTrey June 9, 2021

Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan April 4, 2007

Pheasanting

Proper Pheasanting Techniques:

1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.

I hope she gets some Head and Shoulders for that pheasant!

Pheasanting is a great moisturizer.

by SWSEEL ANDIE September 27, 2008