Linda: I was sucking his dick so hard when he came it sounded like his dick farted!
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
by Lizicle October 21, 2010
Get the Pueef mug.When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!
I had a peef cloud the other day!
Really?
Yeah!
Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!
Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.
Really?
Yeah!
Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!
Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.
by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010
Get the Peef Cloud mug.Adj- A male born douche-bag who does any kind douche bag action or movement or appears as such. The female version of a peef is peef-ette. Commonly seen as unshowered, gelled or slicked back hair and a wife beater or expensive clothes such as Ambercrome and Fitch or Oakleys. Peefs will always hit below the belt no matter what. An example of an action like that is the saying you scratch my back and I scratch yours. You scratch a peefs back and he'll just call you gay and mooch off you even more. Peefs can also be seen walking around with an over deserving sense of satisfaction and confidence even though theyve done nothing to earn it. Peefs are one to use knock off brand condoms instead of trojans and pass it off as the greatest shit since sliced bread. To put matters short a peef is a douchebag and your ball sweat is worth more than he is. Or a poser peef will be seen wearing a variety of clothing. Like on day its tapout then the next its element and then next day its quiksilver. See what i mean? Their everything posers. Peefs will always take a loan and never pay it back. Peefs only pay for two things, sex and drugs, not rock and roll because they cant afford it since they blew all their money on really expensive glasses. Peefs also have the gayest fashion in hair styles. For example some peefs think that curly hair is the fashion. The key example there is carrot top. Or gelled hair. Peefs also use verbal run on sentences or jokes that result in awkward silences. Peefs try to pickup girls that they cant have. Talking to a peef is worse than talking to a brick wall. You just cant make sense with it. The running urinals in a subway station hold a better conversation that a peef. A peefs hero is the biggest peef known to man which is KEVEN FEDERLINE. A peef is someone that will always bark but never bite. P peef is someone that stands up but never stands out. A peef is a person hold his liquor at a party and will always start a fight, he is the town drunk that just ruins everything.A peef will go to extreme lenths to be funny. A peef IS NOT A PUSSY FART. A peef is a supposed friend that kicks you when your down. Massive muscles that dont get put to use is a peef characteristic. A list of celebrity peefs are as follow. Ryan Sheckler, Mel Gibson, Donald Trump, Richard Simmons, and Billy Bob Thorton. A peef is someone that would be buried with his ass up telling the whole world to kiss it. Fin.
Guy1. Look at K-fed he looks like such a peef.
Guy2. Yea your right look at him with his Ralph Lauren flipflops
, Abercrombie nd Fitch shirt and his gelled hair with his oakley's in it.
Guy1. Yea and did you see how he cut that guy off pulling out? what a peef move.
Guy2. Yea your right look at him with his Ralph Lauren flipflops
, Abercrombie nd Fitch shirt and his gelled hair with his oakley's in it.
Guy1. Yea and did you see how he cut that guy off pulling out? what a peef move.
by ImaPeef August 15, 2009
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D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef
*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef
*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
by D Vi and C Nasty August 29, 2009
Get the Pueef mug.A Peefoo is someone who possesses an overwhelming number of negative qualities, disguised under a false cover of apparently positive traits used to conceal their their lack of security, confidence, intelligence or sense of self-worth.
Peefoos suffer from a drastic shortfall of emotional fitness and psychological strength, manifested through an indulgence in cheap thrills or meaningless antics just to serve as temporary distractions from their deep, painful and neglected problems. As such, they are reactive people who absolve themselves of any form of personal responsibility by blaming anything and everything but themselves.
A Peefoo is generally quick to please or appease. He or she seeks strength from popularity or acceptance, and usually has little courage to express his or her own feelings and convictions, unless they are approved by the social mirror. A Peefoo is easily intimidated by the ego strength of others. and makes decisions based on conformity.
Another common trait in Peefoos includes the suppressing of a lot of feelings, usually due to fear of nonacceptance of their peers, only for them to manifest or come forth later in uglier ways such as disproportionate rage or anger, overreaction to minor provocation, cynicism, usage of manipulative human relation techniques, hypocrisy, escapism, whining, bitching, complaining and blaming.
Peefoos suffer from a drastic shortfall of emotional fitness and psychological strength, manifested through an indulgence in cheap thrills or meaningless antics just to serve as temporary distractions from their deep, painful and neglected problems. As such, they are reactive people who absolve themselves of any form of personal responsibility by blaming anything and everything but themselves.
A Peefoo is generally quick to please or appease. He or she seeks strength from popularity or acceptance, and usually has little courage to express his or her own feelings and convictions, unless they are approved by the social mirror. A Peefoo is easily intimidated by the ego strength of others. and makes decisions based on conformity.
Another common trait in Peefoos includes the suppressing of a lot of feelings, usually due to fear of nonacceptance of their peers, only for them to manifest or come forth later in uglier ways such as disproportionate rage or anger, overreaction to minor provocation, cynicism, usage of manipulative human relation techniques, hypocrisy, escapism, whining, bitching, complaining and blaming.
Circumstances and other people are forcing me to do what I do. I'm not free to choose my own actions. I am a Peefoo.
I am doing this to make everybody happy. I am everyone's friend. I am a Peefoo.
I am doing this to make everybody happy. I am everyone's friend. I am a Peefoo.
by TheLordofPeefoos August 14, 2011
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