Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

petting the pussy

Female masturbation.

Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.

by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019

Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.

Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!

by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020

street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

by CSCC September 11, 2012

Petting the Dog

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

by Garry Larson November 12, 2011

Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014