Peteser

The most delicious food ever made, peteser consists of a large circular crust with sauce, cheese, vegetables and meat toppings.

Hey lets go get us some peteser, dickhead.

by Peteser September 11, 2009

Petter Northug

When a woman gives two guys a handjob using ski-movements. Similar to the Oddvar Braa, except the finish.

The girl pulled a Petter Northug last night!

by TinaBettina December 4, 2013

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

by slurber November 24, 2009

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

forum pets

A discord server where people who are tired of "Forum Sweats" go to.
Mostly filled with furries

"Man, forum sweats is cool but I wanna leave and take a break and rejoin!"
"Then join Forum Pets!"

by Ked_moment January 26, 2021

petoskey girls

Petoskey girls are typically hot northern hill billys who primarily have their shit togehter.

Damn, those Petoskey girls really know how to drive a Rubicon on that two track!

by noxpur November 17, 2016