Missouri Pretty

Some teeth, a couple of kids, old trailer, rusty Jeep, fading tattoos, two pack a day habit, 38 hour a week job, lives in sweat pants, almost graduated high school, and is ready for another try at rehab.

“I got sooooooo hammered last night I made a pass at Brandi the Beast.”
“OMG, the Missouri Pretty one with the frizzy blonde dye job and the missing front tooth?”
“Yep, that’s her.”

by boonviller December 10, 2021

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Pretty Privilege

Having more opportunity and success in life then others because of how attractive you are

"They didn't even work hard for that promotion, it's their pretty privilege. The boss moved them up just because they are hot!"

by Kash Take May 19, 2020

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petty

I am petty

by pettyassbitch March 16, 2017

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Alex Pettyfer

Alex Pettyfer is an extremely sexy British actor, possibly the hottest male human being of his generation.

Friend: Hey, who was that sexy guy that played the main character in I Am Number Four?

Friend2: Alex Pettyfer. Isn't he totally hot??

Friend: YES *.*

by MyPseudonymIs November 6, 2012

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Petty

When someone overreacts over the littlest things

someone gets mad because the microwave door was left open. That's being petty

by Dj Ellis March 21, 2017

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pronoun petty

A person who is extremely self-conscious about their pronouns.

NOTE: If a person corrects you nicely, they're not pronoun petty.

Person 1 - "Hey, have you seen Katie? She's been pretty off la-"
Katie - "EXCUSE ME I ONLY USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS"
Person 1 - "Yeah whatever you pronoun petty fuck."

by GermanFromSaucePlayz September 18, 2021

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