permanipplelipilis

When you have permanently hard nipples

It's so cold I have permanipplelipilis
Joe's nipples are always hard, he has permanipplelipilis.

by CdnIdol September 30, 2006

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

paranoid

Not being able to trust; me.

It's like I'm
Paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a
whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I
Can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right
BENEATH MY SKIN!!

by Zach G. November 23, 2003

paranoid butcher

A gay man (i.e. likes to have his meat delivered via the back door)

Wow, that guy's so flamboyant, he must be a paranoid butcher

by BobLoblaw March 4, 2007

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

perinoid

The state of being afraid that you'll get your period

I was crying and eating so much last night, I'll be perinoid for the whole day.

by juliae December 13, 2015

paranoidwheeler

LITERALLY THE BEST SYS EVER !! Matching w benchlore on tiktok too so thats a huge plus, literally the coolest lads ive ever interacted w on the site <3

you should follow paranoidwheeler on tiktok.. if u arent ur so cringe wtf

by benchlore September 2, 2021