Period fart

Smellier than a dead skunk in a garbage can.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.

Your girl roles over and lets out a smelly bubbly fart while on her period. This is a period fart.

by Period fart October 4, 2017

period sneeze

when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.

*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.

by omgomgomgperiod October 30, 2010

period

when us ladies bleed out of our vaginas on a monthly basis. it lasts about a week on average and may cause you to sit at an awkward angle when you're in school.
causes horrid cramps for most girls.
when you hang out with people enough, supposedly you all menstruate at the same time. this is when the crime rate goes up in your neighborhood/area.

guy: hey, slut, you wanna suck my-
girl: don't fuck with me! i'm on my period, asswipe!

by ihateperiods. January 11, 2009

Perioop

The combination of the two most disgusting substances, menstrual blood (PERIod) and shit (pOOP).

"Dude did you see the toilet in the second stall? It was clogged with so much perioop I almost vommed all over the floor!"

"EW this perioop was the worst thing I ever saw AND smelled!"

by theclitnextdoor March 23, 2011

periodong

blood on a mans penis (dong) after intercourse due to a woman being on her period

damnn, the sex last night was so good we didn't even realize she was on her period until i noticed my periodong

i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong

i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant

by periodingdong May 11, 2016

Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.

I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.

by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010

insultation period

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.

Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_

by FlagrantRealism February 2, 2018