Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

by Lootmon November 23, 2019

Angry Pencil

Slang for the infamous black tip ammunition used in 5.56x45mm. Illegal for the general public and therefor is spoken in slang.

A: "You've should have seen how i test fired my angry pencils last week!"

B: "I'm calling the ATF"

by TheGreatBatman September 8, 2021

Black pencil

Black pencil is a term used in the united station of Amerima.

Black pencil is my favorit penicl

by Cool aid drinking monkey May 9, 2023

Dropping the pencil

The act of dropping something in class to give a male or female oral under the table In class or other public places.

I will be Dropping the pencil on Denny bowers today in class.

by I’m to low June 13, 2018

Penchant

(noun) A strong taste, liking, preference or tendency towards or for something.

I have a penchant for good books.

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007