Peeturbate

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

branal penetration

an activity (usual involving leaning or school) that is so strenuous that your brain feels like it is being rapped.

Dood the ap physics c test was total branal penetration.

by Tom Naime January 28, 2009

peetour

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.

Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.

by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009

penetrado

The first moment of penetration during intercourse

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.

by lift-ticket August 14, 2006

anal penetration

term used in chicago meaning booty sex common sense

I performed anal penetration on that girl Cristina.

by young j May 25, 2006

Retaliation Penetration

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.

Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

Penetrate

When a penis is injected into a pussy or Anus and pleasure occurs!

Chad decided to Penetrate Kiersten & Katie while they were laying in bed naked making out .

Jim likes to Penetrate Chad while he's taking a nap!

by SlopNChop December 26, 2016