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Peepz

Jus chillin wit ma peepz
by ana March 7, 2004
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Peeta Mellark

A secondary character in Suzanne Collins' The Hunger Games. He is the male tribute from District 12 in the 74th Annual Hunger games. The Games are a fight to the death between a girl and a guy from each of the 12 districts that everyone is forced to watch on live T.V. He is one of 2 (supposed)love interests of the main character, Katniss.
His family is relativly well off, as they own a bakery. His mother is a pushy witch, his father a sweet kindly old man. He has two older brothers, the only ones who could beat him in the sschool wrestling competition. His strengths in The Hunger Games were his muscly size and his camoflauging skills.
His personality is sweet, loyal, strong and thoughtful...and uber hot!
Katniss doesn't deserve Peeta Mellark's love.

Peeta Mellark is my homeboy
by Elnora April 15, 2009
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Pretzeldunce

George W. Bush is our current Pretzeldunce.
by jesster79 January 11, 2007
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Peeturbate

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011
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Crusty Pretzel

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.
Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".
by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022
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peetour

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.
Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.
by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009
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pretzel day

is on April 26th (aka National Pretzel Day)
joked about on "The Office" (Season 3 Episode 5) and is Stanley Hudson's favorite day out of the 365 days of the year
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter too a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work for a job for which pays too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well I like Pretzel Day." - Leslie Baker as Stanley Hudson on The Office
by Buksi82 May 24, 2016
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