praster

an idiot or little shit. Or you

That kid is such a praster

by Big al89 June 1, 2009

Peesterbate

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

peester

a word that you make it your own, tell it to someone when theyre pissin you off and watch theyre look on theyre faces they wont know what it is trust itll piss them off and youll win the end

stfu kim youre fatass is such a peester

by u already know December 11, 2007

Plaster of Penis

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

by simikis October 16, 2007

plastering

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

Pestering

pess-ter

To annoy; to bug

Sally enjoys pestering her peers.

by PaperRomance February 23, 2011

plaster

When one pulls out his penis to ejaculate all over the girls face. also see sperm spackle.

"By the time i got done pounding that chick, I left plaster all over her.

by ttboy September 9, 2004