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Performance anxiety

When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.
person1= ok ready to go

person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.
by SidneyShaaw April 30, 2009
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high performance

Describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it's necessary.
My new alternator cost $2000 because the guy at the shop says I need a high performance one.
by Salmonella the pizza man September 24, 2011
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Fart can performance exhaust

Called a "fart can" due to the fact that some sound like a fart. An exhaust that's derived from the glasspack exhaust, it has a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible with a large tip. Usually made from steel and titanium. Mostly found on imported vehicles. It contains a fiberglass or steel wool packing (sometimes both) between the exhaust tube (which has holes or baffles to direct the exhaust into the packing) and the outer shell.
"My friend has a fart can performance exhaust on his Honda"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"

"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"
by TheFlacker99 November 15, 2012
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performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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Performance

To do something deliberately, flamboyantly and melodramatically in a social setting, solely for the attention you believe it will garner for you.
Carrie's outburst about defending migrant rights was such a performance! It was just to get attention from Eric, who's on the College Democrats. She's not even registered to vote...
by WritingWriter87 November 9, 2019
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Hot4's & Performance Cars

The biggest riceboy car magazine on the planet, showcasing the best mechanically standard Hyundai Accents with airbrushing and Mitsubishi Lancers with Altezzas and Evo kits that Australia has to offer. Also known as Rice4's by the general car community.
"Dude, check out the Civic in the Latest Hot4's, it's got the most fully sick front mount intercooler on it. But it's not turbo bro, and he doesn't like VTEC!!"
by Mafs!! January 7, 2004
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performance artist

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.
by nemen December 26, 2013
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