entitled parent

That fat bitch who wants everything for their child who litteraly has a subreddit based on the fuckin assholes

I encountered an entitled parent last night her name was karen

by heatcheque June 18, 2019

parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007

Parent-trapping

To trick two people into congregating for the sake of resolving an issue.

"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"

"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"

by Putnam June 3, 2018

Parechong

Slang or term used in the Philippines, it is an alternative for dude, or pare/pre (short slang for the word (friend) and in most cases, would be used together with those 2 words, and even more.

Usually those who came from colleges De La Salle University and Ateneo De Manila University use this

Person A: Sup, bro!
Person B: Wazzup, bro sis dude parechong!
Person A: Oh god, I sense cancer

by Onii-chan Senpai May 30, 2019

parce

in colombia, specially in medellin, this is used as dude

quihubo parce
(hi dude)

by Danielv!!! November 10, 2005

divorced parent syndrome

a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:

1. divorced parents.

2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.

3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.

4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.

CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.

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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.

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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.

by doctor of divorced kids February 7, 2010

paneer

Origially refers to an Indian variety of cheese, this is also used as slang for white people or goras due to the chalky white colour and texture.

Not neccessarily pejorative, although may be offensive in some contexts.

I am calling three of my friends for dinner, one of them is a paneer.

by Manisha May 3, 2006