Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.
Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"
by Zoinker March 26, 2008
Get the Eric the Midget Paradox mug.A theory that states that the more stupid a person is, the more intelligent they are likely to think they are. This is caused by their incredibly narrow perspective of the world making them think that they know a hell of a lot. For someone to understand that they are stupid requires a certain kind of enlightenment - that they know relatively little - that is unavailable to stupid people.
Therefore, it is impossible for a truly stupid person to be able to admit that they are stupid.
Therefore, it is impossible for a truly stupid person to be able to admit that they are stupid.
Did you read that book he just wrote? It's too bad the Idiot Paradox won't allow him to realize that it'd be better suited as a toilet paper dispenser.
by Mat Findlay May 26, 2009
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Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you don’t believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists, then it doesn’t. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. A different take on the Paradoxotaur.
by bamx January 11, 2009
Get the Paradoxosaur mug.Paradoxology is two word's put together 1.paradox and 2.doxology 1. Means, absurd at first instance but has meaning upon reflection. & 2. Means, a form of praise to the God's/God.
Paradoxology is the official name of "the flip-syde ass inc & kinetic in red" uncertified religion with 10,000+ followers under the web address of klink.link
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Even Applebee's won't hire a bartender who hasn't worked somewhere else for at least 2 years. This is an impenetrable unemployability paradox!
by nivekious July 28, 2012
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Yo I banged this girl last night, no wrapper next to the bed; she's either total freak or my future wife...damn that L Paradox
by scottygang June 13, 2018
Get the L Paradox mug.Spamming itself may be defined as the abuse of electronic messaging systems, cybernetic or otherwise (including junk faxing, for example), for the purpose of sending unsolicited bulk messages. In order for spamming to succeed, a disproportionately large quantity must be delivered successfully to its recipients, or there will be an insignificant return. Unfortunately for the spammer, it is exactly that large quantity that renders any individual piece of spam less effective: the moment a large enough number of the same piece of spam is sent, the message becomes identifiable as spam by anti-spamware, forcing the spammer to start from scratch with a new spam tactic. This is the so-called "spammer's paradox".
Good example: the mass E-mailing of online pharmacy advertising created a spammer's paradox in many large corporations because it only took two instances of the same spam reported to their IT departments for the spamblocker immediately to delete the rest.
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