Pandora the Explorer

This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.

My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.

by mormdavid December 11, 2016

Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

pandorica

A prison, a weapon and a fairytale. Oh, but it's more than a fairytale. No, no... it's real. A giant box that has been searched by every race since the start of time. And it ended with a girl in a museum.

Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING! The question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question. Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, AND THEN, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.

by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) March 2, 2021

Pandora Lovegood

Pandora Lovegood is literally the best person ever. She is the mother of Luna Lovegood and the wife of Xenophilius Lovegood. She is Regulus Black's best friend also. She is in Ravenclaw. She is absolutely amazing and deserves everything in the whole world.

Person A: You know someone who deserves the whole world?
Person B: Snape?
Person A: Fuck no, Pandora Lovegood.

by Urmommysluver August 3, 2022

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.

Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.

by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011

pansona

Spanish slang for a fat/overweight female; and even sometimes talking about a pregnant woman (typically referring to a pregnant women that doesn't know whom the father is, so its really only for a loose pregnant woman).

Male version: Panson

That pansona ate all my fries!
Look at that panson, his shirt can't cover his belly.

by txgirl1006 April 3, 2017

Pandora Cushin

A very good excuse to get you out of something difficult

How can you not remember you showed me your pandora cushins

by Richard Karn July 6, 2008