pakison

1. Someone who wanks while his son is throwing a party.

Max: Chris where's your dad?
Chris: I don't know he's probably inside wanking, what a pakison.

by fayrer 5th epsom college June 4, 2009

papito

a faggy waggy

Friend: hey its papito.
You: yup, faggy waggy.

by MyNameIsXeno August 5, 2019

Patito

A small alien like creature; another pet on www.venetopia.com.

I put my venetopian pet, a patito, in a cool contest.

by true_vampire13 December 14, 2003

pakitooo

the most racist dude someone could ever meet. if you meet a paki, stay away from him, he wears glasses and looks like a nerd who reads books every day. he also is probably the worst haxball goalkeeper ever known to man kind.

Look at el pakitooo, literal wee tosser in goal against orlando

by hokpulica July 23, 2019

palitosis

The state of accepting chronic shit breath due to the longevity of the friendship
This is a dual partnership between the shit breath individual as well as the condoning party.

A:"Your friend over there has breath like none other did his tongue die?"
B:"Its always been that way since we were kids It has permeated everything he speaks to. into , or falls asleep on. I honestly just accept it at this point."
A" Dude you have come down with a real case of palitosis"

by pairofdeez October 15, 2012

pacito

ITS a young AND cute Little kid he could he annoying at times but hes super playful.

Aww that kid Is so cute hes so Pacito

by Chanikua fliduldo March 17, 2017

paktot

Paktot is a person who is highly drunk and tries to spell potato correctly.

I wanna be a paktot.

by Unicorn128746 August 5, 2017